My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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It's official drugs can't kill me
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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