she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i believe in u and ur pee
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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