you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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