Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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