also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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