well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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