So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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