On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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