hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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