would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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