There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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