I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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