You're so nebulous sometimes
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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