I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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