Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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