Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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