Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
he puts the penis in happiness.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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