I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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