Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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