I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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