I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
