I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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