when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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