But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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