Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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