Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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