Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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