and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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