idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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