IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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