You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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