Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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