I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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