you turned your livingroom into a bong?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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