sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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