is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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