Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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