have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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