Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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