no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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