You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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