I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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