jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
How naked do you want me to be?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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