In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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