I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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