i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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