are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
false alarm. still invincible.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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