Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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