just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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