chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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