You're completely useless in the revolution.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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