And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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