and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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