the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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