if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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