Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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