At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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