So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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