he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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