Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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