i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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